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A blog of quotes, captions and quips from the greatest moments of Frasier.


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Niles Crane, Hung Specialist: Servicing Individuals, Couples, Groups. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Tell Me Where It Hurts.


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Maris Crane appreciation.


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shitfrasiersays: Frasier’s light reading

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Frasier’s light reading



“ I spoke at a career day once… all the taunting and the yelling… I haven’t been so afraid of third graders since the ninth grade. Niles Crane

  • Frasier: Fredrick, what have I told you about running in the house?
  • Fredrick: You told me to never run in the house.
  • Frasier: And what have I told you about splitting infinitives!?



“ You don’t look at the mantle when you’re pokin’ the fire. Bulldog